This is a recap of this episode in Limerick. It's probably not very good...but I enjoyed writing it and I hope you enjoy reading it as well.
Season 11 Episode 6…
and Ramsay needs to make a fix.
With blue team a-winning
and Red team tail spinning
Jackie and Mary are offered as picks
Though blue team had worked hard and won the night
Ramsay said "It's my show so I have the right"
"Someone is over his head"
"Jeremy GO!"
…and he fled.
"The rest of you - fuck off - I'll see you tonight!"
During the prep work and shelving the stocks up
Mary was sick and thought she was knocked up
The test, it said 'no'...
She got back to the show
With several minutes wasted screwing the mock pup
On the men's team, Danny is clueless
As a "Cook" he needs a 'To Do' list
Given a simple task,
He says "I have to ask"
"...For instructions to do my own best"
While walking through the men's area that night
Mary was admired for her hard will to fight
She thought they were dissing
And her manners went pissing
...and that respect fell off the table stage right
The laughter through the wall wasn't funny
The drama queen they thought was a honey
was listening through the wall
saying "I'm over them all"
...from a friend to end; what a cunny
Then Nedra steps up to help Mary
She burst through the doors looking scary
She opens her mouth
And shit comes flying out
...and she makes all the men look like fairies
Before service the waiters were whining
Meals had been prepared in poor timing
Jean-Phillipe had the floor
He wanted a lot more
To appreciate the bone he's been biting
Jessica and barrett were taking orders
Since Ramsay had expanded their job borders
Their cooking was all right
Though writing was not tight
...and their tickets were on-par with grade 4ers
Dan and Ray were at the fish station
The oddest pairing in the nation
Ray took over the spot
Dan stood around getting hot
Driving all else to excess libation
Ray had just finished cooking the fish
He brought 3 up to the pass in a dish
He said "Here's your bass"
Ramsay said "You stupid ass"
"I wanted Halibut. Right now! Thickish!"
On red team Nedra screws up the pork
Serves "...Raw in the middle..." like a dork
...and after Chef Ramsy realizes
To the customer she apologizes
Once more; you can "Stick her with a fork"
Though Ray had finally finished his task
"Raw" was not for what the chef asked
With a rage and a shout,
He said "Get the fuck out!"
Where in glory they will not bask
Ramsay came back to the women's team
"You are all walking on a high beam"
"If you make one more mistake..."
"From this kitchen -I will take
You to the dorms to fight for redeem
Mary slumped to the pass with raw meat
Moving like she had lead weights on her seat
Though 2 in the crew
The team they did screw
Chef sent them upstairs with an "It" to "Beat"
In both the dorms things were getting rather heated
red and blue teams lost tonight to themselves; defeated
Ray couldn't bring the right fish to the pass
Maybe in the '70s he smoked too much grass
And the gas valves on the women's ovens weren't seated
Up for elimination that night
Nedra, Mary, dan and Ray - in sight
This is going to be good!
"Tune in next week on Food!"
"To be continued" Ahhhhh....That ain't right!
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