Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Elsa Patton - Yes...I'm going to be mean


So I sit down to some "Real Housewives of Miami".  Well why not?  I haven't seen the show before and was intrigued how people with so much money can have such pissy attitudes.  Then I came across this:


I thought "Oh...how sad...but I'm sure her ordeal has made her a better person"  Next thing she rolls her eyes at the 'Company' and asks insistently where the drinks are.  She sits down with someone and then someone else comes over and attempts to make pleasant conversation with her.  Well Elsa berates her and calls her a few choice names in Spanish....  My God!  She's the Cuban Jabba the Hut!!!


Back in the dark ages of Plastic surgery, there was a radical procedure that involved injecting silicone right under the skin.  Without knowing the risks, Elsa became one of the first casualities of her own desperate vanity and lack of sense.  Despite the humbling ordeal, she continues to despise everyone around her for being 'Estupida!'.  Yeah...and you're a real bright one, aren't you!?  Because she was a trophy wife (when she had the looks to pull it off) She got a bunch of money in the divorce.  Yeah... she earned that money with as much effort as she 'Earned' all those DUIs. 

There are people that I dislike and those that I hate...but it is those who disgust me to the point where I won't even watch them on TV...The rest of the show might be great...I don't know...and I don't care.  File this one under 'Honey Boo Boo' as one of the things I absolutely refuse to endorse.

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