Monday, September 12, 2011

Hell's Kitchen - Season 9 Episode 15

Well, all Hell broke loose on this episode.  5 chefs competed and, despite having a sterling service on the previous episode, 3 chefs pissed off Ramsay enough to send everyone upstairs.  A few minutes later, Paul and Will were called back to help finish the service.  Obviously the unsavory organic matter generated by the other contestants wouldn't stick to these two teflon dons in the vote for elimination.  

During service, Tommy and Jennifer didn't have enough communication.  Elise purposefully sabotaged Jennifer by saying she was 'Dropping the Scallops' only to not and to say later that she wasn't given the instruction to do so...thus causing Jen's Risotto to overcook.  Jen was in a bad place and I think she even panicked a little between Tommy`s communication style (absent) and Elise's deliberately putting the service second and her personal agenda first.  Individually, Elise burned and undercooked the very expensive Alaskan Salmon time and time again.  Finally the team had a good excuse, culinarily wise, to cut that cancer out of their collective body. 

 So, to sound like Dr. Seuss (and inspired by The Grinch):



Elise, whipped up a plan, and she whipped it up quick.
Is she a politcial monster, or is she is just thick?



The bus was rolling and a body it needed under.
She told Paul and Will..."support me or feel my thunder".


They knew she was poison and it tasted like bus tire
For Jennifer not Herself they would recommend to fire.



With a snicker and a smug face, she crept out of sight.
Because she knew it was Ramsay`s elimination tonight.



`Who was the better cook` To Paul came the query.
'Cause Ramsay was asking for an answer in a hurry.

`I say Elise` ('cause if I rebuff her and she stays...
I`ll be the next road mark that stood in Elise`s way.)



Again the query was passed over to Will
He knew Elise`s body count to Jennifer`s nil

...and Jennifer is competition and Elise is a joke...
So he lied so smoothly you could barely hear him choke;

`Elise is the better cook I say`
(...and if Jen picks herself up...she`ll be standing in the way)

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