Friday, February 25, 2011

Why Excercise?

- Better Sex

- Rubbing it in the face of a pretty ex that treated you like shit

- More energy

- You can fit into those "when I lose a few pounds" jeans

- If you need to do something physical, you actually can

- Girl watching is much better in the gym (unfortunately you care less when you are working out)

- You can see your shoes without bending over

Hey.  I'm not making this list for you.  I haven't been to the gym in just over a week and am feeling the
effects of inertia.

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