The Armed Forces: "Why do the brave have to die with the stupid?"

Rant:

You might ask yourself where do assholes and shitheads go after highschool?  Where can a man still be a boy right into his senior years?  Where is an organization that the lowliest recruit is still of greater importance than 'everyone else'?  This place where every idiot yells at every other idiot and the best you can hope for is to be the top idiot - so that no one yells at you.  Where the brave and deluded are mixed with the naturally delusional.

Where else?  The Armed Forces!!!

Lets think of new Motos for the Armed Forces:
     - "Be all you can be - which is still someone else's tool"
     - "Don't grow up...we've got the biggest and most expensive toys!!!  You can be a boy 'til you die!!!"
     - "Killing is a sin...unless you are killing to further some politician's ambitions"
     - "Tired of working at McDonalds and too stupid for post secondary?  You're the Perfect fit!!!"
     - "Tired of being a thug or a bully?  Is it getting you into trouble?  Come join us and get paid for it!!!