Hell's Kitchen Season 8 (post Episode 12)

Ramsay?  What is going to happen?

Gail killed the competition on the challenge...got an amazing make-over and then got booted after service for a poor performance.  Chef said she would do well to serve fast food out of her own kitchen but would be a poor fit for LA Market.  We'll miss you Gail.

Finishing dead last in the competition.  Citing his loss to serving those of unrefined pallets.  Russ took Charge during service when Ramsay went out to get a breath of fresh air (out of frustration).  Under his leadership, he fingered Trev for being the weakest link in that short time.  This hasn't got anything to do with the long standing feud you have had with Trev, has it?

Once again we see Russ bullying, abusing and coercing all those around him for his own gain.  Russ is the 'Nilka' of negative energy bubbles.  This guy should have been surgically removed from the group like a cancer since way earlier when he raved at Ramsay's guests.

...and by the way Russ, look in the mirror.  Why does every 20 something thug want to pretend like they are black rappers?  Actually...don't stop...I enjoy laughing at you for it.

Trev...all guns are pointed toward this guy and he still presses on.  He might not be as good a cook as Russell, but I can't see him chasing me out of his restaurant with a butcher knife, either.

Everyone had a bad service this time.  Jillian has been riding the 'hate trevor' wave successfully taking attention off of her massive immaturity and ineptitude.  Are those eyebrows shaped like horseshoes?  That would explain a bit.  Do you think Russ is gunning for Trev because he's just that much worse than you are?  Like everything Russ does, it's a strategic move.  Russ came to your aid to help you because he knows you to be one of the weak links he wants to compete against. 

Nona...I know you have fought for this.  Everyone is coming up short...including you.  The only person who is qualified to win this game is a total asshole...and that is not you.  You and Jillian are marking time behind Trev.  None of you can stand against Russ in a straight up cooking and leadership contest.  The only reasonable way anyone can win this is with the Americanized ending.

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Americanized ending:  The obviously manufactured unlikely circumstances in fiction that cause a miraculous and well timed ascendancy in abilities, beliefs or both. 

IE.
Russ Winning:  "Oh look...I've found the error of my ways and am going to channel my anger for good.  This experience has been a real wake up call...and even though I've lived 29 years having perfected my abilities as a sociopathic political thug, I'm changing that right here and right now"

"Oh...and I'm not going to pretend I'm black anymore"
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Just in time for Christmas when we get force fed all the other sacrine bullshit.   Personally I don't think any of them is head chef material.  Russ has anger and intolerance issues.   Trev is stand up...a great guy in a bad place... but his cooking isn't head-chef quality.  Jillian and Nona?  Give me a break.  The drama content contestants should have cleared the stage 3 episodes ago.  I say give Trev the wine spokesperson job and send everyone else home.

New Word

The new word of the day is Misandry (Miss - ann - dree).  It comes from the greek MIS meaning hate and ANDRY meaning male. 

The noun is Misandrist.  Used in a sentence;  The women in my family are a bunch of  misandrists.

 The Adjective Misandristic.  Used in a sentence; The women in my family are a bunch of cruel, misandristic bitches from the blackest part of hell.

I love finding new words XD

Hell's Kitchen Season 8 (post Episode 11)

The Season finale is starting to close in.   Here is a quick recap...according to James

Gordon Ramsey.  You either love or hate this guy.  One thing I can say for sure is that there is no pulling the wool over his eyes.  Every season someone thinks they can sabotage other people under his radar and get away with it.  Well guess what?  This guy has radar...he's got sonar...he's got satellite imaging with infrared and a laser detection system.   So getting away with it? Bro you're the drama cow, homes.   Peace Out.  xD

   

Well the final 5 are in.  This looks to be the worst 5 of any of the seasons.

But at least...

She's gone!

Sorry Sabrina.  You were the dramatic content that the show needed and a good way to rattle poor Trev's cage.  Go back to the job you so rightly deserve and YES I WILL have fries with that.

Ok Trev...the drama queen has left the building.  That big black cloud of sorry circumstance is gone for hopefully enough time to let you shine.  Don't let any storm clouds piss on you...uh oh...here comes one....

Hey bro!  Sup Russell?  You know I've met people like you and, to be clear, I wish I hadn't.  A leader will take responsibility for what he tells everyone else to do... and you don't.  You have anger management and maturity issues.  You've taken a leadership role and all you are doing is directing car crashes...but you are doing it well.  Advice:  Grow a patch of empathy and...you don't have to bring your team down to bring yourself up.  Try not to bully any more of Ramsey's guests.  You are going to be free to bully the staff of LA Market.  Stranger things have happened.  I'm sure they would love to have you.

Gail.  I actually though you were the ringer at one time.  Recently you seem to have self destructed.  I'm still hoping that you shine in the end. 

Jillian.  As far as I'm concerned, you are a slightly more capable version of Sabrina.  The pair of you with the Emo-Tat Nona and the Gail (no force) created a feeding frenzy of immaturity that succesfully annoyed the hell out of me.  I really empathize for Trev to have been thrown in with all you idiots.  You're next...and grow some fucking eyebrows will ya?  You look like a fucking freak.

Nona.  You've got heart but you are really emotional.  You have luck.  The times I saw you do very badly, it was just someone else's time to go first.  If you really shine during these last few shows...maybe you could pull it off.  Good thing for you American audiences have such a short memory.

None of these people are worth a quarter of a million dollars a year.  It's rediculous.  IMHO I think Chef Ramsey should just send them all home and start fresh.